by The Halfway Hero
So....
I'm not much of a blogger. In fact, were you to ask me about blogging in the real world, I'd probably say something along the lines of "Blogging? Get the fuck outta here." What the FUCK am I doing here then? Well. the answer to that question is "why not?"
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I love that response. Think about it. How many times have people responded to something you say with a why not. It is your perfect example of one of those critical-thinking syntactic argument 'If A, then B' things. Or whatever.
You do get to win one if those every so often, when you get a nice setup for it - like when your roommate who loves Halo and Master Chief and Xbox and J-fuckin-Allard asks you to play Halo with him. And you give him your most politely digusted "Why?!", and he hits you with the why not. So you ponder it for a second, and now you're thinking to yourself...hey. here's a chance to be witty, in a nice satisfying, hurtful and insulting way. I'll leave it to you to imagine this scene...whatever you come up with will be better than what really happened - trust me.
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That is what is known in literature as "digressing". Consider this as my first foray into blogging, sarcastic writing, first hand account and all that jazz. I'll be back when I can, to give you more minutes of my life and those asian kids that look like they just stepped out of a magazine - with the fucked up designer fashions, earplugs, orange hair and 'devil may care' expressions.
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You claim to have no experience with blogging, but then you go and write a blog post that reads exactly like every other blog in the world. Heroics you say? It seems to me that you just want to be like every other 'over-night celebrity' blogger out there. I hope you clean up your game before your next attempt at being heroic.
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did lorenzo von matterhorn really say that?
ReplyDeleteI can't remember if you used your real name anywhere on here so I'm gonna refer to you as Halfway Hero for now.... I thought you liked Halo?!? I mean it works on everyone's computers and we always have a good time playing it. I for one always have a good laugh out of playing it.
ReplyDeleteI hope you keep blogging, because your contemplations seem to be much more genuine and interesting than John's talk about Broskies.
I look forward to hearing more from you and Mr. Antagonist. Bear with me for a while, while I find my groove.
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